Mercurial

I do - what?
Scrivs invites everybody to answer What Do You Do?.
via Derek, who in turn asks "what you used to be?" and completely makes me lose sleep.
I have been consultant, newspaper editor, freelancer, database admin, director, sales rep, market researcher, ecotourism guide, nonprofit fundraiser, project manager, events director, advisor, distributor, shipbroker, financial analyst, translator and all around knowledgeable guy.

Pretty linear career.