Mercurial

I just did the survey from the Healthspan Calculator, and got bad news to all my fans:

Of course, it would all be bettered through the judicious ingest of fruits and vegetables, running daily, limiting my time at the local secondary smoke place, and sleeping eight hours instead of four.
I have to get my act together, otherwise I would never be able to write the great novel, or become famous and powerful with such a limited amount of time.
With this in mind, I have devised the perfect plan for my improved longer life. From now on I will:

• Wake up @ 5:00 am


• Go out running for half an hour


• write for another half an hour


• meditate for ten minutes


• get ready for work in fifteen (easy)


• have a healthy breakfast


• work for four hours


• run for another half an hour


• eat something healthy, like a hamburger


• work another four hours


• go home


• exercise for another half an hour


• eat something healthy, again


• go to a bar with my friends


• drink a beer


• inhale second had smoke


• get home at 12:00 am


• get on the internet for two hours, on the slowest computer on earth


• go to bed at 2:30am


• get up at 7:20 am, cursing because I have no clothes ready for today


• leave for the office at 7:50am, without having breakfast


• drive very fast, because I have to be at the office at 8:00, and it is 10 miles


• swear at gasoline prices every time I revv up my car at a stop light


• look at my radar detector when going 65 in the 45 zone


• arrive at office at 8:05 am,


• relax and start a new day at the office


• damn my boss is having his weekly "I am in a foul mood and you are going to pay for it" fit and I haven't the reports ready yet. Damn


• get three cups of coffee to remain awake despite having slept only four hours


• go home at the end of the day and sleep the afternoon, too tired to do anything


• get up at 9:00pm, and can't sleep now. Go to the same bar again, to inhale second hand smoke and talk about nothing


• get home at 12:00 am, very hungry. remember I have nothing in the fridge, so go to supermarket and buy oreos, pizza and milk. And an orange.


• eat the oreos and the milk, while surfing the internet


• damn is it three o'clock already?


• rinse and repeat

Well, I am changing this domain's name. Any suggestions?