Turing Test to Dubyass
I just found what is wrong with the 43rd president! He is not a human, but a robot!
Consider the facts: he runs like a madman; everywhere he goes, he needs a large entourage; he rides either a big ass helicopter capable of lifting eight people of his size, or a huge limo that is more like a truck. His reluctance to face the press, or the Senate Committee, and when he does what a disaster it is!
Finally, his answers to common questions.
Let's try a little Turing Test, using Dubyass' quotes:
Q: Is unemployment good?
A: Pennsylvania's unemployment rate is 5.1 percent. That's good news for people who are trying to find jobs.
A lot of data comes from 9/11 rhetoric.
Q: What do you think about recessions?
A: People were nervous during the recession. Then we got attacked, and I'm going to talk a little bit about making America safer. But we got attacked on September 11th. It hurt our economy. In other words, you're in a recession, then we have an attack.
Its parser has problems with grammar, clearly
Q: What about technological innovation?
A: We don't want to discourage the innovators and those who take risks because they're afraid of getting sued by a lawsuit.
Not to mention geography. I thought these things came with a built in GPS.
Q: What is your experience with Mexico?
A: But we've got a big border in Texas, with Mexico, obviously -- and we've got a big border with Canada -- Arizona is affected.
Neither medicine nor diplomacy were high on its parameters.
Q: What is your policy about AIDS?
A: Every man and woman and child who suffers from this addiction, from the streets of Philly to the villages of Africa, is a child of God who deserves our love and our help.
And it, the President construct, hasn't read the CIA memos.
Q: Why do you keep bringing up Al Qaeda and Iraq?
A: The reason I keep insisting that there was a relationship between Iraq and Saddam and al Qaeda, because there was a relationship between Iraq and al Qaeda.
So, while its makers spent a lot of money in the mechanics of the matter, they couldn't even get a commercial, off-the-shelf decent AI for its brain. More's the pity.