Elections
I am prophesizing:
- Bush will cancel elections, or at least he will disenfranchise a huge portion of the population that votes against him in a few key states.
- Special Forces are going to magically produce Osama one week before the election
- Bush campaign will accuse Kerry of crimes of war and favoring tax cuts for the rich nad corporate interests. Ken Lay will go free on a technicality
- There are going to be only good news about Iraq for a whole month previous to the elections, on Fox network of course
- Special Forces will find the missing WMD from Iraq. Along with the airway bill dated on May 2004
- Cheney will go again to his undisclosed location, following a sudden terrorist attack
- Bush, following said terror attack, will speak live from the White House, reminding everybody that we ought to be strong. Of course, the attack will be false, otherwise he would be in his plane to Nebraska
- Gas will fall under $1.45 a gallon, and the White House will sell tickets to some entertainment show
- Jlo will divorce again
Wanna bet?
UPDATE: There is already somebody concerned about the elections in case of a terrorist attack. Mmmm. And the head of the EAC wants guidelines in case of such a situation.