Mercurial

After much pain and exhaustive searches for WMD, we the people living in the West can finally go to bed tranquil and calm, knowing that evidence of the absolutely inoffensive plans of Saddam have been found, in no less than paper and CDs!

Of course, we know how resourceful these terrorists are: Following the warning about dangerous elements reading almanacs, the whole word is Arab in origin, and will soon forbid the use of the alphabet and these subversive Arabic numerals.
Paper, from papyrus, Egyptian, obviously, will follow the same route, as it is impossible to enforce the ideals of total security and absolute innocence if you have access to such subversive works such as those from Tocqueville, Jefferson and Franklin. And Egypt, please, so close to the axis of evil!

After all, the President has publicly acknowledged that he doesn't read the newspaper. If he doesn't need to, nobody does!

Forget the six million dollar man: This paper alone costs more than $87 billion dollars, your civil rights, and the lives of more than 5000 Iraqi civilians and 500 American soldiers.

The pen, is it still mightier than the sword?