Davis' Speech
Brian Flemming has it right, this ought to be Davis' concession speech:
This is the state that produced one of the greatest university systems in the world. This state is the home of some of the finest minds in science, technology, business and the arts. There are probably more bona fide geniuses in this state than in any other. And yet, it must also be said that this is the state that elected Arnold Fucking Schwarzenegger as governor. You stupid, stupid fucks.
This man openly told you he didn't have a specific plan. He said he'd decide, "when I get in there." He promised to cut your taxes without telling you which programs he would cut from your state's budget. Instead of substance, he fed you lines from Hollywood movies. This is a man who refused to debate unless he had the questions in advance. This is a candidate who wondered if you'd ever had a man slide his tongue up your ass.
Personally, I don't care. You can stick anything you want up there, because your dumb ass is no longer my concern. Fuck you, people of California. Fuck you, you stupid, stupid fucks.
This man rocks, I am telling you.