Saddam and Star Wars
This has been done already, but what the hell:
GW BUSH: i've been waiting for you, Saddam. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now, I am the master.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: only a master of evil, Dubya.
GWB: your powers are weak, old man.
SH: you can't win, Dubya. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
GWB: you should not have come back.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: only a master of evil, Dubya.
GWB: your powers are weak, old man.
SH: you can't win, Dubya. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
GWB: you should not have come back.
Exchange at will, or use Dune, for the Arrakis desert, the spice that makes transport feasible, and the fat ugly baron Halliburton.
I got the idea from Brooke's post.