Kill people, go to Heaven
As if on cue, stupid fanatics are turning this war into a religious conflict, coloring every action with their own particular interest
[Water]...It belongs to Army chaplain Josh Llano of Houston, who sees the water shortage, which has kept thousands of filthy soldiers from bathing for weeks, as an opportunity.
''It's simple. They want water. I have it, as long as they agree to get baptized,'' he said.
What?''It's simple. They want water. I have it, as long as they agree to get baptized,'' he said.
A private citizen, evagelizing on his own? No! An Army chaplain!
But it is OK. He is from Texas, land of the Son, the Father and the Halliburton.
via Eschaton