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April 30, 2003

Design woes

Basically, going through a lot these days. And one of those things is that my design is not functional anymore - CSS crashing, not showing the left bar on Win2000, Opera not getting the PHP, Mozilla without styles, Ghostzilla a nightmare.
When it rains, it is wet outside.
I must have offended the gods of blog. Should I sacrifice my first post to them?

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Ergonomic Keyboards

touchstreamI have just so much money I want to invest in ergonomic keyboards. The other day, IM-ing a friend in Las Vegas, he mentioned the need for ergonomic or alternative keyboards. Of course, having all the time in the world, I thought about other alternative ways of getting my input within the machine, starting with the unusual, the cyber, and going down to the healthy.

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April 29, 2003

Excessive response

It seems the FBI is taking any new threats with a zero tolerance policy. A woman that wrote two threatening notes as her way of getting out of a horrid vacation may have to spend her life paying for the cost of the FBU response to that investigation:


As I told a friend by email
Estamos en un momento en el que cualquier oposición puede ser entendida como traición, terrorismo, y cosas por el estilo. excesivo poder a unos pocos, y el tomar cualquier pequeña amenaza fuera de contexto ocasiona situaciones como la anterior.
¿Has leído acerca de la pareja que estuvo en la cárcel porque el marido le tomó fotos a la mujer amamantando a su hijo? O el caso del abogado en Maine que fue expulsado de un centro comercial porque estaba usando una camiseta que decía "Give peace a chance"? Para no decir nada de las amenazas de muerte a las Dixie Chicks, o la censura a los demás de Hollywood que se pronunciaron en contra de la guerra.
De alguna manera, cualquier actividad en la que se expresan opiniones en contra del gobierno recibe la misma respuesta: "You are free to express your opinion, but this is not the forum for that".

Específicamente en el caso de esta niña tonta, el FBI se desmandó, la línea reaccionó fuera de contexto, y los cargos de terrorismo por escribir un par de notas son estúpidos, pero esta es la situación actual.
Me hace pensar en otros regímenes, en los cuales pensar y expresarse en contra del gobierno ponía en peligro la vida de la persona - aquí, mucho más civilizados y sofisticados, desarrollan leyes para hacerlo dentro del marco de un ficticio "estado de derecho". Que no hay tal.

Entonces, a ponernos la mordaza, y a ejercer nuestra libertad de expresión debajo del agua, como diría Benedetti.

En otro punto, y mucho más interesante porque apunta a algo que han comentado un montón de personajes, la oficina local del FBI buscará que la niña esta pague los costos de la investigación, lo cual es totalmente abusivo, pero únicamente en un estado que se encargue de la seguridad de sus ciudadanos. Si, por el contrario, hablamos de una privatización de las actividades de ese estado, donde todas las actividades les cuestan a los ciudadanos - un poco a lo Snow Crash - tiene sentido cobrar. En ese momento el FBI pasa a ser el una compañía proveedora de servicios, y el estado simplemente el administrador de los contratos.

Basically, two things: the extraordinary response from the FBI, the exaggerated proposed penalty for this, and the absurd idea that the person should pay for the costs of the investigation. First, we are paranoid now, despite having the most watched population in the planet, the most effective intelligence apparatchik in the world, the most technologically sophisticated agencies and the most closed and watched service in the whole history of the world. Second, our war has been declared against ideas, not people, hence any small deviation from approved thought is deemed terrorism, and not just a stupid prank. Third, why should this person be charged for the investigation, when the FBI is a public agency; OK, we all as taxpayers are penalized, but then, the FBI is not a private company. Otherwise, if it seeks reimbursement of costs, we can as well demand efficacy in results, such as accountability for its continuous disasters, and may even sue this agency for its inability in detaining the anthrax mailers, or for not rescuing enough looted treasure from Baghdad.
I was thinking of Fouché, these days.

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Comfy?

The This-or-That for today centers on our lust for comfort, that which defines our society, explains our diseases and our wars, our celebrities and our fashions:
1. Lying down on the couch, or stretching out on a recliner? Lying down on the floor, reading a book, sipping a cool juice.
2. Going barefoot or wearing soft slippers? Barefoot. Everywere.
3. Eating ice cream, or pizza? Ice cream ? guilty, shameless ice cream.
4. Watching on TV...a classic movie or a reality show? Classic movies ? or better, cult films, indies, foreign unknown ones.
5. Wearing: blue jeans or sweat pants? Naked.
6. A long, soothing bubble bath or a quick, invigorating shower? Shower! Fast! Cold!
7. Furniture: leather, or something more on the fuzzy side? Leather on skin.
8. Soft, classical music, or upbeat rock & roll? Upbeat hard moving compelling classical music.
9. Darkness or light? Light. More light.
10. Thought-provoking question of the week: You get married, or otherwise begin cohabitating with a significant other. S/he moves into your place, but brings with them the UGLIEST chair you have ever seen! You really don't want this thing in your home, but SO says it is the most comfy chair s/he has ever sat in, and no way will they part with it. Do you: grin and bear it, or scheme to get rid of the monstrosity somehow? The chair stays. Haven?t seen a chair I wouldn?t like.
But I wonder, where are the ethical questions lately?

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Fictional billionaires

Even though it may be a little self-referential, coming from Forbes , it seems to be specally true of these times:

If fiction can be regarded as a culture's subconscious, then it's clear that we are a nation obsessed with the very rich.
And then we have all our cultural icons based on the affluent ones, representing that American dream.
Of course, Lex Luthor is a almost as wealthy as Bruce Wayne, so it explains a lot!

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Nice buttons

via LinkMachineGo, a lot of small buttons for your viewing pleasure. Although I think Mark had shown this link when he had his Platypus going.
My mistake: He had posted Antipixel's buttons.

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DJ Name

Get your DJ Name, using the DJ Name Generator. Mine is Missed Cue.
How appropriate.
via My so called lesbian life

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April 27, 2003

Columbia

ColumbiaI love Blogdex. The collective soul min always finds things that are interesting, amusing and relevant - or simply explores that which makes us curious primates. This graphic story here on the various sizes of ships poses an interesting question: Where is the Millenium Falcon?

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Singing

Went to what I was expecting was coral music concert, and was more a coral divertimento, a christian men?s choir full of admonition and covers of old rock bands. Condescending, linear, plain and at points infuriating.
It is not only that I enjoy Gregorian chants on their own, their beauty and sublime emotion within their clear melodic line, thus it hurts to see it mangled after a cover from a never-achieving-Pink-Floyd-status band like Mr. Mister.
It was also that, in the middle of the program, they set up this conversion schtick, this pseudo-play by which they portray what happens to all university males that forego religious values and turn into conflicted businesspeople. Did I say males? Yes! No women, of course, unless used as props for their message.
Anyway, a letter from the father: ?Dear Son, it has been two years since we known about you...?.
Manipulative bastards, saying things that hurt so bad just to put a little bit of salt in their bland spiel! ?Your mother and I..? and my two friends were crying with me, because we haven?t seen our families, we can?t change our circumstances, we need our people and our love, and yet we haven?t, we can?t, we won?t!
Next concert I go will definitely be a Gregorian chants ensemble, or a Palestrina, or anything else that makes me want to cry, but of joy.

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Pictures from the city

I went to see Maria yesterday, she being back in town for a few days. Beautiful Maria, long hours are being cruel on her, her multiple appointments and her busy agenda being almost as if she were a famed world class athlete. She is, tough.
At any rate, at last I was able to see her pictures, her visual sensibility and the ability to capture people and time.
What should I say, am biased, but those pictures I saw were beautiful; not going on extremes, since it is obvious that technique has yet to be mastered, as in any other skill, but the perception, the ability to capture a story unfolding, and then give it back to us, unsuspecting bystanders, that was magic. Her pictures are not so much about visual aesthetics, although that is clearly basic there, but that emotion that travels from her to the spectator.
There is, for example, the three old ladies, sitting on a stone fountain, resting after shopping at the local market, waiting for the guagua. Her faces are clear, alert eyes, not yet defeated by time, much more together after a long walk. Or a couple after church, she, with a serious face, listening while playing with her shoes, he, older and graying, explaining some fine point, or giving advice. Father and daughter? Priest and parishioner? Alone in that moment, this kid playing on the beach, the sun setting, and the eyes lost in the vastness of the sea, waiting, listening, wondering.
In a twist of the old tale, it is her soul the one being captured in those pictures, and then placed out there to be seen.

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April 26, 2003

Caffeinol

I was going to go light on the caffeinol dubious origin, but for clear and obvious reasons I think this might be of help.

Caffeinol, a new medication that combines caffeine and ethanol, shows signs of limiting stroke-induced brain damage in animal studies and has been proven safe in a small pilot study of stroke patients.

Also, I just remembered while doing this that researchers have found that women and men have different stroke symptoms, with doctors and nurses trained only on the recognition of the male ones!
Curious readers, please keep this in mind.

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A Team, revisited

Four G.I.'s accussed of stealign money. A war. Misfits returning from the war, righting wrongs. Pity the fool!
With Anthony Hopkins in the role of Hannibal.

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Democracy

this jewel from Diego

En definitiva, la diferencia entre la democracia y la dictadura es que en la democracia hay que hacer marketing.

The difference between democracy and dictatorship is that in democracy, you have to do marketing.

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April 25, 2003

Saddam and Arthur Andersen

From the Sidney Morning Herald, Saddam's financial analysis indicates a good performance:

Intergnome Private Banking Services
Lugano Alderney Grand Cayman
Client account no: 02088888 HUSSEIN, S.
It is pleasing to record that, in the latest reporting period, our client's portfolio has outperformed the FT-Actuaries index, the Dow Jones and every other recognised benchmark. At its current valuation, it would allow him to establish himself comfortably in the tax haven of his choice...
His special purpose vehicles, on the other hand, were highly lucrative. These were set up to our specifications, which have proved popular with other clients in Asia and Africa. They enable off-balance-sheet entities to be built up for the benefit of senior executives, and have been certified as conforming with generally accepted accounting principles by Arthur Andersen.
Alive and kicking!

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Viernes Cinco

Today’s Friday Five courtesy of the Black Bear, with its throngs of dancing women and static men.
1. What was the last TV show you watched? It has been so long I can’t even remember. Perhaps a re-run of Friends, at Maria’s?
2. What was the last thing you complained about and what was the problem? It is not that I don’t complain, it is that I do not remember what was it. Get it?
3. Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Katie, for her luscious clothes and dancing abilities.
4. What was the last thing you threw away? Paperwork.
5. What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited? Extreme Tech, for when I build my linux system of total world domination. Or at least an approximation.

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April 24, 2003

little penguins

via dangerous meta, this little Linux PC, which would allow me my dream of becoming a SuperVillain, complete with parallel computing power:

"You can stack almost 10 Mini-Box M-100s in the space of a single PC tower, each with more integrated features and connectivity than most PCs provide as standard," said Richard Brown, a Via marketing executive.
Because, of course, you are not a SuperVillain unless you have a Super Computer with which to take over the world. That, or play games.

Your turn, Mr. Bond.

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Grub

A serious contender to Google appears on the horizon:

A distributed computing project called Grub, which harnesses individual users' spare computing power and internet bandwidth, began cataloguing millions of web pages this week.
Personally, I would very much rely on a distributed effort to find stuff, rather than have all my personal data enconded in Google - with all the attendant privacy issues that this centralized approach has ellicited.
The presence of multiple indexers runnig on various computers makes more sense, is smarter given the Web architecture, and has a larger promise than a centralized command for google. The lack of rules about which can be indexed also means that - unlike Google - a lot of issues are going to surface, such as artificial positioning and hate sites receiving undue attention.
Competition is always good to have.

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Ack

Pollen. Killing. Me.

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Igor

Adam goes Frankestein in China, while enjoying pig's brains

We saved the pig's brain for last, working our way first through dozens of other plates and a bottle of paint-stripping Chinese rice liquor. We went through several rounds of toasts with neighboring tables. A drunk Chinese cop tried to teach us kung fu. Finally, I neatly separated the hemispheres with a chopstick and dunked them into the pot.
The brain was delicious, tender and delicate like a flan. We ordered a second, but the restaurant was out.

I am actually salivating at the thought of this!

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April 23, 2003

D&D

If life were an D&D, these would be my stats
Str: 15
Int: 12
Wis: 17
Dex: 14
Con: 7
Chr: 14

Go check it out here.
I like myself already!
via Minid

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April 22, 2003

Earth Day

Today is Earth Day! Go to the EarthDay Network, get involved, create change. Check the guide for events, donate money, time and voice, proselitize and become my hero(ine).
via easy bake coven

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Mary-Chan

mary chan, menstrual dreamer This beautiful and not at all perturbing illustration from Mari-chan , whose intentions are

The goal of "Mari-chan" is to spread them all over the world and bring an end to the "character culture."

We are obssesed with characters because we are, in our interactions with others, characters - thus, the persona that we have can explore possibilities, reinvent itself, discover that which may lend a new perspective, a conceptual light, the smallest epiphany. That is the beauty of the avatar, that we create and destroy according to our taste.
via Warren Ellis

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Weapons of Mass Consumption

Behold your MWD: Soldiers fround a stack of cash, for an estimated $6000miollion. This is absurd. Surreal.
Who is going to keep the money?
But Bush was right: if there are any WMD, those are.

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Not a choice, really

Again, is time for This-or-That, which is easier with time.
1. Yummier: Chocolate ice cream or strawberry cheesecake? Always choose the cheesecake, specially if you are in New York, Madison Square Garden, that cornershop at midnight. Delicious, it melts in the mouth, it is a pleasure and a surprise. Choose the chocolate cake, specially when dark chocolate and no milk, bathed in wine, prepared by your friends.
2. Better to watch on TV: Movies or sports? No TV! Ever heard of going out?
3. A better web browser: MSIE or Netscape (or tell us your own favorite!) Mozilla, even though people won?t use it: My statistics say 5%.
4. A better way to travel: Automobile or bus/train? Walk. Run, if you can.
5. Your preferred camera: Digital or film? Film! Of course, due to environmental restraints, the digital does pose an advantage.
6. A Cooler Vehicle: Motorcycle or sports car? Again, walk.
7. More fun: Video games or board games? Outdoor games.
8. Sexier: A perfect body or an intelligent mind? A sexy intelligent person. With class.
9. A stinkier smell: Skunk or gasoline (petrol)? Gasoline. The skunk liquid won?t give you cancer if you accidentally spill it on your clothes or inhale it, and afterwards you will have a kick of a tale to tell.
10. Thought-provoking question of the week: What is more important to you: making a ton of money and being at the top of your field, or finding your soulmate and living a comfortable but not wealthy life? Again, why the choice? If you want to find a balance between your professional life and personal life, you do it. If you consider one thing more important than the other, then, as well, do it. Playing Faustus here is an easy response, escaping responsibilities and negating options. Be both, a top professional and a devoted spouse! Negating that side of yourself that makes you human would eventually show itself as real as your successful career. There is no dichotomy here.

Hyde Park, north corner, 1 pm.

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Others

You like spoilers? Good. I have some.
Ms. A invites to watch "Others", with the ever beautiful Ms. Kidman in the role of the overwhelmed mother in a post-war Britain. Carefully created atmosphere, with sensible explanations and credible actors. Too bad that in our era of shrinks and Prozac, the Hitchcock deviations and obsessions are easily modified with a little bit of chemistry, a simple pill to avoid responsibility and ghosts.
But of course, Ms. Kidman lacks this option, so it is left to us, the audience, to busily psychoanalyze the characters, and concluding a mania for her, split personality for the kid, and PTSD for the husband.
And of course, we all have seen movies that have that, and that is precisely the elegance of this film, that it takes all those elements that made us suspicious - because we all saw those movies and their cheap remakes - and presents them on a new light, you know, as if these were not constructs to deceive, but the truth.
Midway through the film you guess the its conclusion, again thanks to the use of classic movie snippets that filter here and there: The fog, the Kurosawa soldier coming from the war, the impossibility to leave the house etc. All those elements combine with the too obvious mission of the three servants, and give the plot away.
However, even after you expect that, even after confirming that suspicion regarding the true nature of the inhabitants of the house and their mission, there is something that comes forward as completely unexpected: The previous to last scene, where the mother embraces her kids and confesses - or realizes - what she made, finally acknowledges herself and her situation, that is a warm scene, one in which it is easy to empathize with the mother, or the suffering, and some kind of hope.
Of course, superb acting. Ms. Kidman is talented, bringing to her role deep structure, from the haughty upper class dame to the crumbling guilty woman.
Exquisite acting.
We could go on, thinking about this movie as a muffled voice to our own desperation, when out of spite, or fear, we see ourselves forced to accept our situation - that which we fight with tooth and nail, and the abysm in which we fall when denying reality. Somehow, this film doesn't give itself to that sensibility.

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April 21, 2003

Year of the RAM

As an update to this post, from Slashdot, a little touch on RAM technology for storage.
Of course, they take you to this eweek article, which makes me think that this whole post is kind of dated.
Anyway. My investment advice of the day: RAM Memory companies, hold for 5 years.

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Rules

Jim makes a wish and gets it, with links and all to
Slashdot:

anyone outside my light-cone is dead to me

And then Cheyenne starts a meme on wishes.
The hyperblog as Aladdin lamp.

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Spam cards

Just as Prentiss shows, opportunity is everywhere for the spammer. However, you can download your own set of cards for Iraq's Most Wanted.
Print it at Kinkos. Have fun.

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Unwirer

From Dan Gillmor, a link to a story being written by Cory Doctorow and Charle Stross, online
Behold Unwirer!

"Ease the fuck off, kid, you sound like my goddamned ex-wife," Roscoe said, giving the floor a vicious swipe. "Just ease back and let me do my thing, all right? It didn't go so good."

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Dive into Matrix

Let's go see the Matrix, or if not, read Mark:

There is no trunk. Then you'll see that it is not the trunk that locks, it is only yourself.

Mark, reloaded.

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Passwords

UPDATE
Just this morning (4-22-2003), I was checking some info my HR manager gave me for their web site; besides the basic verbiage for her page, I received about 100 Social Security Numbers of various employees of the company. That makes me feel so fucking secure!
END OF UPDATE
It is just as good that we refuse to give ourselves in to technology, and even when the case is about revealing our secrets and passwords, we tend to give them away.
About this security issue here: Expected and Accepted behavior. When confronted with some group with authority outside our daily context, we all behave as conditioned, accepting the mild suggestion from others and revealing a lot of information: that is what identifies the social engineering that hackers use, and the strength of journalists and other careers that emphasize interaction and discovery: The question that the journalist makes gets to be validated because they are expected to make questions that ought to be answered. If not the journalist, some other group has then the acceptance that guarantees disclosure of events - physicians, groupies, whatever works at the moment. On many occasions a person will simply accept the other's suggestion and reveal serious personal information, passwords, any checkered past and the kind of medicines they are taking, all in exchange for a little attention and validation.
It is not so much as which info to disclose, but to train oneself not to talk away just because somebody asks.
Just in case, I just changed my password here.

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April 19, 2003

Marathon

Little Pravda, making me feel guilty about staying in bed:

Super-Marathon Starts in Lisbon And Finishes in Moscow
The longest European marathon Lisbon-Moscow started on Saturday in the Portuguese capital.
48 sportsmen from various countries of the world are participating in it, including Germany, Croatia, the USA, Italy and Japan. They intend to cover a distance of 5,000 km in 63 days and to finish the race on July 21 in the Russian capital.
The sportsmen will have to race through 64 intermediate stages. The route of the race will cross the largest European cities: Madrid, Paris, Brussels, Leipzig, Berlin and Warsaw.

shit, I can't even run 1% of that!

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Wishful thinking

cheney dead The folks at CNN are obviously preparing for happier times, and thus had their readily and open to the public, as you can see in that story by the Smoking Gun.
Now, of course, soulless politician has a new meaning.

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April 17, 2003

Guayaba

vega longs for these Colombian products:

Manzana Postobon, Colombiana La Nuestra, Bon-Bon-Bum, Nucita, supercoco, manimoto, yupi, quipitos, leche klim, milo, cal-c-tose, kola roman, emulsion de scott, coffee delight, tostadas seba-seba, diabolines, arrancamuelas, maria luisas, arepas de chocolo, chicle globo, freskola (ya desaparecida), castalia, avena alpina, Triguisar, casados 1 (bocadillo con queso), casados 2 (empanada con pan), solteritas, guayaba agria

I agree with all my soul, and add the following:
una guanábana, una guama, los mamoncillos, el zapote, cinco clases de mangos, los bananos bocadillos, la chirimoya, el durazno de la sabana, el borojó, el chontaduro, los corozos, las pitahayas, la papaya comprada en la esquina, la gallina de fin de semana en Flandes, la lechona tolimense, la morcilla de partido de fútbol.

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sex, lies and poetry reading

I know, the title is actually sex, lies and video tapes but in my case, being one of the few survivors without a TV yet, the change of title seems to be logical. More even when you are a literature professor, mainly devoted to poetry. By the way, how can you handle talking the whole day about love, idilic sites, nature, romanticism...when your real life is pure chaos in terms of love relationships? Just disconnect. Try to think of something really ugly when you deal with gorgeous country landscapes, or, more convenient, pronounce this sentence to yourself -obviously not aloud in class- when you read a romantic love declaration: "don't trust him honey; he's speaking the same bullshit all men do and very likely he will tell the same to your closest friend " . . . or almost. She was not my closest friend but was starting to become one. Why is life such a bitch and books no help when you are trying to escape reality? Is fiction more real than reality? Are all my relationships ficticious? What is Matrix, and more important, what was the color of the pill you have to take to escape from here? I never remember...In any case the second part is coming, as usual, the same but "reloaded." Like my relationships... But this one promises to be great, thanks to divine Keanu. Men...I'll never learn.

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Looters, by Coalition

from PatrickNielsen, who got it from John Quiggin, this story from the very prestigious Times Online, telling on April the 5th that the Coalition was encouraging the looting, as a way to prove once and for all the demise of the Republican Guard.

UN and Army at odds as troops encourage looting
From Daniel McGrory in southern Iraq
United Nations officials have rebuked British commanders for urging local residents to loot buildings belonging to the Iraqi Army and the ruling Baath Party.

And of course, it got out of control, and Humanity lost Iraq's Museum and Library.
And there is no way to prove that Iraq had - or didn't have - WMD. How convenient.

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Privacy Czar - as in not any more

from Die Puny Humans and Brooke, the news that a former exec from Doubleclick will be the new privacy Czar. Of course, after naming Norton as protector of the environment, anything is possible.
This is the beauty of doublespeak, as gWb says one thing, but enforces the complete opposite one.

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Saddam and Star Wars

This has been done already, but what the hell:

GW BUSH: i've been waiting for you, Saddam. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now, I am the master.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: only a master of evil, Dubya.
GWB: your powers are weak, old man.
SH: you can't win, Dubya. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
GWB: you should not have come back.

Exchange at will, or use Dune, for the Arrakis desert, the spice that makes transport feasible, and the fat ugly baron Halliburton.
I got the idea from Brooke's post.

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Real news

Aaron asks about the real content on the news, and why is it that newspapers fail to notice those relevant pieces of our daily experience that are shaping our history and understanding of the world. So disconnected he has been,

I?m back from Japan, I?m just not sure the plane landed on the right planet.
that everything seems to take an unknown hue.
It is not only the lack of depth in newspapers, or the seemingly arbitrary selection of news that keeps us uninformed. It is also the constant limitation on content when driven by the market forces, an unknown but always consulted ?public? that makes the decision for lighter content. Or so our editors assume, helped in this by the ever-present statisticians.
Obviously, the blogger community fills a void - up to a point. But surely more is needed, some kind of gathering element, method to aggregate and maintain these frail links.
Meanwhile would do just as Aaron, reading from the links on my left.

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Postings

Finally Ana, taking time out of her personal and professional life to give a comment to this blog, told me that I have lately been too focused on the war, that my blog is political.
Of course I am the first one surprised by that: My opinions, although with an obvious bias, were just answering to the current situation, much more as an editorial on newsworthy events than a political expression.
And I remember that for a long part of my life, as a student, I was apolitical - as a matter of fact, I was on a student association that was non-profit, apolitical and non-discriminatory.And really, if you are not political when a student, when are you going to be?
But recent events may have forced this out of me - this need to be so vocal about things and events. And then I remember that, yes, as a matter of fact my latest tasks have implied a bit of that: taking a stand, asking for answers, risking a little bit more than just a bad night.
I don't think of this blog as political, though. Opinionated perhaps, but not even much - long posts are scarce around here.
Time to focus on other things, then.

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Gunter Grass, pro-American

via Elton Beard, a link too an editorial by Gunter Grass

No, it is not anti-Americanism that is damaging the image of the United States; nor do the dictator Saddam Hussein and his extensively disarmed country endanger the most powerful country in the world. It is President Bush and his government that are diminishing democratic values, bringing sure disaster to their own country, ignoring the United Nations, and that are now terrifying the world with a war in violation of international law.

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April 16, 2003

Pressing circumstances

Kottke adopts a pragmatical stance on the CNN debacle, criticizing those that, such as me are rendering their vétéments on the callousness of CNN, which opted to censor itself instead of evaluating much more deeply its involvement with the Iraqi government.
I agree with Jason, practicality is necessary, specially on some assignments: A journalist won't divulge the location of a person that may be fleeing the law, or perhaps a corporate whistleblower. A journalist may agree not to divulge information regarding a corporation's dealings. A journalist can not be the juror and the executor of a person who hasn't been proved guilty yet.
At the same time, a journalist can not be made party - and shouldn't allow themselves to become one.

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No leaf unturned

Thanks to Fredo, I get much more than I wanted to see, a veritable meat market or comparison piece, according to your orientation.
Not safe for work. Nor sane.

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Editors

Answering a post from Bea who is up to here with trolls and crackpots, one thing regarding this internet-blogging thing: You have become the editor of your own e-zine, you choose content, and you have to deal with the usual letters of protest.
Better, even, as that protest email won't fill any trashcan, won't degrade our environment, and you have always the power to press "delete", which feels goood.
And that is the beauty of free speech, free as in everybody: We all get to say to the others that we don't like them - and we all get to delete their inane drivel. Or not, but that is your choice.
And while blogging we get to learn about the culture, what can be said - or not - and what we said regardless of stupid political correctness.
Just so you know, I support Bea 110%.

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Rosario

escudo antiguo

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Burn to forget

From Shawn to Danny O'Brien, how libraries burn in Baghdad

For almost a thousand years, Baghdad was the cultural capital of the Arab world, the most literate population in the Middle East. Genghis Khan's grandson burnt the city in the 13th century and, so it was said, the Tigris river ran black with the ink of books. Yesterday, the black ashes of thousands of ancient documents filled the skies of Iraq. Why?

Purposefully forgetting looting, destroying the past, as if by that there were any possibility of remaking this country anew - according to what? To whose ideas?

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Free speech, as in beer

Interzone received a Cease and Desist Letter forbidding their panelists presentation

I am attaching a cease and desist letter relating to the "Campuswide System Vulnerabilities Update" seminar, listed on your schedule for Saturday, April 12, at 7:00 pm, with panelists Billy Hoffman ("Acidus") and Virgil Griffith ("Virgil").
If your product is faulty, I can not talk about its vulnerabilities because then I would be breaking the law?
Or more preposterous even, what would happen in the following scenario: I claim to have discovered a method to hack heavily encrypted messages from the White House, using targeted nonlinear systems that remap and reconfigure the message - is the claim enough to warrant the presence of the Secret Service?
Mm bad example. Somebody is knocking at the door!

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RAM, Forrest, RAM!

One of these days, within the next three years, when you buy your next computer that instead of hard drive has a staggering five giga in RAM - and thus blindingly fast - you can blame Anil for the idea of having all your info in RAM instead of working directly in the hard drive.
Yet it would be übercool! computer eternally on, dumping info on the hard drive just when idle, and the big RAM factories chugging along, delivering huge amounts of memory for our memory intensive games!
Because any 3D app should be wicked in an environment like this

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Bastion

From bastion

n 1: a group that defends a principle; "a bastion against corruption"; "the last bastion of communism" 2: a stronghold into which people could go for shelter during a battle [syn: citadel] 3: projecting part of a rampart or other fortification

That's what happens when traveling abroad with ideas and images that belong to other moments and spaces: the possibility of translating those into the new language mixes itself, and becomes a chaotic, dynamic organism, that tries then to speak like everyone, resorting to archaisms and obscure references. The language, assaulting your senses.

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April 15, 2003

staff god for hire

staff godThe existence of religion in the Americas has been dated as far back as 2250 BC. To find remnants from a culture so ancient - for America - is quite a remarkable event. However, I remember a discussion about the possibility of older pieces, located all of them in hard to reach places. The thing goes like this: since the missionaries purposefully destroyed everything that seemed to compete with the Catholic religion, only in those really remote places any indication of previous cultures or developments would remain, as the mere presence of carved stones and the like would be a signal of heresy which had to be erased.
Thus, the claims from anthropologists about discoveries in the savannahs of the Orinoco, or high in the Andes, in lost or hidden cities - where the hand of the missionary movement could not reach.
It would be interesting to se whether this staff god is somehow connected to the later legends of staffed strangers - they all had staffs - that went around giving knowledge and saving the communities from the disasters that ignorance or simply evil would bring upon them.
And whether we may need one of those now.

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CNN, that bastion of ethics!

Accusations that CNN manipulated their broadcast of Michael Moore's speech at the Oscars:

CNN and CNN Headline News aired a significantly different audio response to Mr. Moore's speech than was originally broadcasted on ABC.
It seems that someone has manipulated the audio to give the impression there was constant loud "booing" throughout Moore's speech, when in reality, there was only marginal booing often overridden with cheers and applause.
After reading about the incredible extremes to which CNN would go to obtain their news, bypassing any concern for human lives and the like, it wouldn't surprise me. At any rate, Moore got more exposure than he deserved, so in this case, it might be inconsequential - unless CNN has planned something else with Mr. Moore?

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Tuesday thingie!

from Christine, on this incredibly bright Tuesday.
1. File taxes as early as possible, or wait until the last possible minute? File al early as possible. January the first. Now!! Mail the check paying taxes at the last minute, though.
2. File electronically, or mail paper forms? Electronically, baby.
3. Prepare your own taxes, or have someone do it for you? Me, myself.
4. Are you a saver or a spender? save? what's that?
5. Do you prefer to carry cash, or pay with plastic (credit/debit cards), or by check? I like to pay with plastic, so I have the electronic trail and can later reorganize my finances and see where the money went. That said, it is surprising how easy it is to lose track of money when you are getting all your statements one month later.
6. You're broke and desperately need a job, but the only places that are hiring are retail or fast food places. Which would you pick? Retail. Actually, I might need to do that.
7. Keeping track of your money: are you more meticulous or careless about it? Exceedingly careful, know where everything went. What I don't have is any common sense, nor any priority idea: I would spend first in impulse things, such as books, and then have to worry about that bill coming alter on the month. Not that I worry, but you get the idea.
8. What do you do if you find yourself with a lot of change weighing down your purse/pocket/wallet? Do you try to spend it to *get rid of it*, or do you put it in a jar or a piggy bank? Put in a jar, and after a few weeks have enough money to put gas in my tank, or whatever.
9. Which form of fake money do you like better...Monopoly money or those chocolate coins covered with gold foil? I like the real stuff. Actually, I like bills from other countries, which have beautiful designs, colors, texts, birds etc. Dollars are absolutely dull in that respect.
10. Thought-provoking question of the week: You find a wallet containing $5,000 in cash, as well as several credit cards and the owner's drivers' license. Your rent is due tomorrow and you're short $200. Do you take the money (some or all of it) and mail back the wallet anonymously...or do you return the wallet with all contents intact? I return the wallet with all the money and cards. One thing has nothing to do with the other.
That being said, if the money emergency was an absolute and complete urgent matter, and I needed these US$200 bad, I might ask for a loan from that person. With interest.

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April 14, 2003

Osama linked to Saddam

From Diego, the definitive connection between Osama and Saddam, using the Oracle of Bacon:

Osama bin Laden was in Naqoyqatsi (2002) with Paul McCartney
Paul McCartney was in Mayor of the Sunset Strip (2003) with Courtney Love
Courtney Love was in Trapped (2002) with Kevin Bacon
and
Saddam Hussein was in Saddam Hussein: Defying the World - A Visual Biography (1990) with George Bush
George Bush was in Last Party, The (1993) with Laura Dern
Laura Dern was in Novocaine (2001) with Kevin Bacon

Q.E.D. See? No need to plagiarize!

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April 13, 2003

Compromises

The dilapidation of journalistic integrity, of personal dignity, and basic respect for human life, CNN became an accomplice to Saddam's horrors, by keeping silent, just for a few reports.

Over the last dozen years I made 13 trips to Baghdad to lobby the government to keep CNN's Baghdad bureau open and to arrange interviews with Iraqi leaders. Each time I visited, I became more distressed by what I saw and heard — awful things that could not be reported because doing so would have jeopardized the lives of Iraqis, particularly those on our Baghdad staff.

via Dan Gillmor.

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SARS, made in?

So far only a technical question, but there are suspicions regarding the origin of the SARS:

The virus, according to Academy of Medicine member Sergei Kolesnikov, is a cocktail of mumps and measles, whose mix could never appear in nature.
"We can only get that in a laboratory," he told a conference in the Siberian city of Irkutsk, quoted by RIA Novosti news agency.

Just when the USA valiantly destroyed the lair of a mad tyrant, bent on producing WMD, that same fear resurfaces at the other end of the world.
via Ben Hammersley

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Operation

video stillAlthough this still looks like an anaconda getting ready to swallow its victim, it is really part of an independent video, The Operation, winner of an award at the 1995 Chicago Underground Film Festival. What makes it interesting? It has been filmed in infrared, capturing the artists' bodies as lines of heat instead of light.
And since the them of the video is sex, heat pretty much travels all over the place.
via Die Puny Humans

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Customer Survey

From The Martian, this Regime repair customer satisfaction survey:

How swiftly did our operatives respond to your problem?
Very swiftly. No sooner had I reported a fault with the regime than operatives turned up on my doorstep.
Quite swiftly, although I was expecting them the day before and had stayed in specially.
Not swiftly at all. I have put up with years of poor performance after an earlier botched repair.
 
Are you satisfied with the way our operatives dealt with the problem?
 Very satisfied. My favourite bit was the statue being pulled over. 
 Quite satisfied. They certainly seemed to know what they were doing, though they did leave a mess in my kitchen.
 Not satisfied. I have now been shot by Russian gangsters for not paying my Reconstruction Tax.
 
Were you treated courteously and professionally?
 Yes, at all times. And filmed.
 Average. I had to ask permission to go to the toilet.
 No. I was beaten with shoes, which should only be used to beat servants, thieves and prostitutes. Even my children are beaten with a stick - never shoes!
 
Please tell us about your overall impression.
 Very good - light blue, with piping at the collar.
 Too much cleavage on Al Jazeera.  
 Starfish, face down.
 
How did you learn about us?
 Leaflet drop.
From my ancestors.
 Free AOL trial.

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Interview

interviewhumans.pngBeen surfing around, and found this comic, from Small Stories, a site run by Derek Kirk Kim.
via generation rice

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hood advice

If you want different advice to getting your new home, go here for the clearest explanations; here are some titles:
Your agent is your bitch.
Your broker is your pimp.

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Word up

This is what happens when you have too much time, or know too much about words: Vitamin Q

Mamihlapinatapei is a word from the native language of Tierra del Fuego which means 'a shared glance of longing where both know the meaning but neither is quite willing to make the move'...
Actually, pretty engaging.
via need to know

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April 12, 2003

Wordlog

From Emily, WordLog, a collective experiment in alternative words.

Incisorority, n., a sisterhood that admits members based on the sharpness of their teeth.

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Looting in the Museum

Civilians inspect Torah scrolls stored in the vault of the National Museum in Baghdad, Iraq (news - web sites) Saturday April 12, 2003. Looters opened the museum vault, went on a rampage breaking ancient artifacts stored there by museum authorities before the war started. (AP Photo/Jerome Delay)Update on the war. Tired of this war. And now, looting in the Iraq National Museum has left it without anything of value:

Gordon Newby, a historian and professor of Middle Eastern studies at Emory University in Atlanta, said the museum's most famous holding may have been tablets with Hammurabi's Code.
Hamurabbi's Code is (was?) the famous “Eye for an Eye, Tooth for a Tooth”.
How symbolic that this, humankind's first recorded Code of Law, disappeared with this war.

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Marketing schemes

This has to be a slow day when all I see is Cheapass Computers.
These people must have gone to some intense marketing program, to come up with such a name!

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They are lying, then?

So obvious! I had found the convenient presence of an APC to pull the rope on the statue a little bit convenient, but not on this scale: A The photograph of the moment when the statue if Saddam was being toppled leads to other disclosures:

The up close action video of the statue being destroyed is broadcast around the world as proof of a massive uprising. Still photos grabbed off of Reuters show a long-shot view of Fardus Square... it's empty save for the U.S. Marines, the International Press, and a small handful of Iraqis. There are no more than 200 people in the square at best. The Marines have the square sealed off and guarded by tanks. A U.S. mechanized vehicle is used to pull the statue of Saddam from it's base. The entire event is being hailed as an equivalent of the Berlin Wall falling... but even a quick glance of the long-shot photo shows something more akin to a carefully constructed media event tailored for the television cameras.

Long live blogdex!

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Long run

Not long after the main battles are won, the Arab world is demanding an Iraqi government, and the cease of occupation by the USA:

"If the U.S. wants to prove that we Arabs are wrong about this being an occupation for oil and the protection of Israel, it should transfer the whole file to the U.N.," said Hassan Nasaa, chairman of the political science department at Cairo University.
That means that we will shift toward alternative fuels sooner than expected.

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Help

policia.jpg
This photoshopped picture has been going around, labeled as "the best anti-war photo". However, from my days as an editor I know it was actually taken during revolts in Colombia, about 2000. Anyone knows where to get it, or who has a pointer to it? Google has proved useless on this thing.

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Kevin sites captured and released

Read the latest adventure of CNN journalist Kevin Sites, on how he was detained by Iraqi troops, and later released:

But it was the rollercoaster ride. It was, like, the times when they really said they were going to kill us and then the times they said they were going to set us free. It kept on going back and forth for about four hours. And that was the most frightening aspect of it -- the uncertainty of the whole thing.

On other news, the CNN people are going to start pulling their hair out, after seeing their missed chance, and that blogs could actually be useful.
via Anil

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Pin-ups!

baron von lindI know that beauty is a cultural construct, mostly shaped by our accepted views, our current definition, and what our media throws back. That said, it is refreshing to see these PinUp Girls from times past, when stylized forms and full figures went together in the definition of women, a popular art of sorts - a simplicity of form that appeals even now.
via Robyn, and let's hope I wrote her name right!

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(Im)Purity Test

Perhaps I should get out more.

I scored
37%
on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!
Take the test here!

via Bea

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April 11, 2003

Mesopotamia

enlil Long before the war, the main reference to the Tigris and Eufrates would be as the cradle of human civilization, the birthplace of writing - Mesopotamia, the land between rivers, known as the fertile crescent.
And I was talking about it yesterday with a friend, how we seem to have forgotten all our history in lieu of stories of carnage and invasion. That is why it was so refreshing to find this link to the British Museum exhibit about Mesopotamia, in this post from Rael.
Of course, now that I have found that again, I should sit down and relearn all about Hammurabi, or perhaps read again my favourite, the Epic of Gilgamesh.

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Can't think- Friday Five

the friday five Because I really had to work today.
1. What was the first band you saw in concert? Guns'n'Roses.
2. Who is your favorite artist/band now? Cat Power
3. What's your favorite song?
Friday I'm in Love
4. If you could play any instrument, what would it be? Piano
5. If you could meet any musical icon (past or present), who would it be and why? Bach.

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April 10, 2003

Sevillanas

rayareal.jpgMy friend was bored, so she played this music. Afterwards, she was nostalgic AND bored. Nothing like feeling nostalgic to start torturing yourself with music from your own beautiful town.
On other news, "Sevillanas a Sevilla" available here, as an mp3.

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Spanish Media, bravo!

A little recount from The Prandial Post about the response from the Spanish media to the death of José Couso, one of the cameramen killed when the tank fired a round against the hotel where the journalists were staying:

Later that day, Jack Straw and the Spanish home secretary Ana Palacio had a press conference following a summit meet. The first question was "What do you intend to do about the investigation of the murder of Jose Couso?"
When no proper answer was forthcoming, all of the reporters and photographers laid down their tools and stared at Straw and Palacio, who stood there looking very silly for about half a minute, waiting for a follow-up question that never came.

Oh, to have guts, and a spine, and the dignity of one's own profession.
Fox has a lot to learn.
Via Ben Hammersley

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Sitzpinkel

don't standvia fredo, a critique on the German toilet:

The alternative, of course, is to pee sitting down - the dreaded Sitzpinkel. Herein lies the source of much gender conflict, for German women have become increasingly militant in their efforts to encourage or enforce the Sitzpinkel Rule.
are we boycotting those as well?

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In Extremis

¡Vámonos de paracaidistas ya que te gustan las situaciones extremas!

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Quilotoa

Dervala about the nades

I've lived all my life at sea-level. On the third and last day of my trek, gasping on the sandy caldera wall of the Quilotoa lake, I realized that I'd once sky-dived from a point lower than this. I would count ten steps and rest, and each step was a pitiful shuffle that sometimes ended with me sliding lower still in the volcanic ash. When I reached the rim of the crater, a hundred-mile-an-hour wind nearly knocked me straight onto my backside, pack and all. I would have welcomed the rest. I was filthy from three days of camping, and nearly insensible from the fatigue of actually carrying my own stuff for once, let alone to 3800 meters.
I soooo envy you!!

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Trackbacking

In brilliantcorners, Bill makes a illuminatred exposition about the possible use of trackback:

Picture it this way: if all those weblogs and other sites on that Blogdex list had TrackBack built into their weblog software, had it enabled (auto-discovery would be ideal), and cited the weblog/site where they found the link, you could ultimately trace the link to its initial source (in this case, a post on MeFi). Instead of the flat list of links that Blogdex shows, you could have a massive, almost fractal tree of links showing the progress of who linked to that story, and who linked to them, and so on; the trunk would be the post on MeFi, and the branches would split and split from there.
And since I should be sleeping, I leave this here for a later day. But the interesting concept of trackbacking to describe and map the topology of links is intriguing.

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April 9, 2003

Pillow Book

Jonathon describes Sei Shonaogn, the author of The Pillow Book, that X century Japanese classic. MOre to the point, he goes on to show what does the book does to him:

I love the rigorous order in the numerical pattern she fashions and how the year advances as a consequence. I love the steady rhythm as cloudy skies alternate with clear. I love the fact that she enjoys the clouds, the rain, the drizzle, as do I. I love the quality of her attention. I love the sense that she is instructing nature, expecting it to furnish her with the weather she requires.
At one point in time, a certain lady started expressing her mind in a most unusual way, challenging assumptions on social roles, and most likely exploring her own perceptions and the possibilities of her medium.
Yes, Sei Shonagon is absolutely delicious.

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Guest / Invitada

Perhaps you have seen that Ana has started to post around here. What gives? well I needed bad another convert to the blogging world - and she was around with a very serious comment.
So, let's see how she feels posting.

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Impuestos

Estoy a punto de cometer suicidio conmigo misma. No salgo de la pagina 2
de los impuestos y siempre vuelvo al mismo sitio, es un LABERINTO!!!

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Homesick

Camilo, me quiero ir a mi casa..... sob.

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a little bit of This or that

Time for This-or-That, with the timeliness of the classics:
Who is:
1. Sexier (female)...Pamela Anderson or Jennifer Garner? Jennifer Garner. Electra complex, perhaps?
2. Sexier (male)...Ben Affleck or Matt Damon? you’ve got to be kidding me!
3. The better piano player...Billy Joel or Elton John? Elton John. Sir Reginald has always been the best.
4. Funnier...David Letterman or Craig Kilborn? Collin Powell.
5. The dumber cartoon cat...Stimpy (of *Ren & Stimpy*) or Tom (of *Tom & Jerry*)? Stimpy! Weak pussy!
6. A better news anchor...Tom Brokaw or Dan Rather? Brokaw. Just for the book.
7. A better TV chef...Emeril Lagasse or Jacques Pepin? Emeril, for making it seem effortless and easy.
8. The trashier talk show host...Maury Povich or Jerry Springer? Springer is classier :)
9. The worse fast food burger joint...McDonald's or Burger King? McDonald’s. BUt it is just a reflection of the mood of th American consumer.
10. Thought-provoking question of the week: Only a handful of U.S. Presidents have been considered to be *great* Of the following two, which one do you consider to be greater...Franklin D. Roosevelt or Abraham Lincoln? Why? Lincoln. Although both presidents went to extremes to support unpopular policies, and were forced to resort to war later on, Lincoln was defending basic values and beliefs, ones that proved to be basic to the very understanding of individual dignity and its importance to the spiritual health of the nation.

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We are trapped

Just because it can, the FBI is being absolutely intransigent:

Asif Iqbal, a Rochester, New York, management consultant, must get FBI clearance every Monday and Thursday when he flies to and from Syracuse for business. Iqbal can't get off a government watch list because he shares the same name as a suspected terrorist
Obviously, no due process, no hearing, no recourse to higher law, and untold invasion and persecution.
When did this country become the Soviet Union of America?
via algorhythm

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April 8, 2003

Sex and Cities

thin chicksAt last it happened. I gave the URI of my blog to a friend, who said ”very...interesting”.
With ellipsis and all.
Is ithis what I get after slaving for hours in from of the computer? an "interesting"? Oh, I am so disapointed in her!!
My silence must have been telling her something, because, finally, she asked “don’t they have blogs about Sex and the City? Perhaps then I would write about it!”
yeah, right. although she might.
And today, to Leon's, to have drinks and be merry!
More to the point, Who would you kill from Sex and the city?

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Blogs save lives

This particularly engaging piece by that accordion guy is the reason why of blogging! not money, not even chicks, but life!

"Dude," said my old buddy George the following day, "you were saved by your blog!"
It's true. I posted a gushy entry about New Girl, someone saw it and came forward to tell me the truth. Maybe the Blogger or Moveable Type people should print up stickers and T-shirts that read BLOGS SAVE LIVES. I'd buy one.

Development of extended trust networks as part of the social contract, actually validated and given as another practical proof of the importance of the blogs as tools for social construction..
And that this guy is lucky for getting out of that.

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Kill people, go to Heaven

As if on cue, stupid fanatics are turning this war into a religious conflict, coloring every action with their own particular interest

[Water]...It belongs to Army chaplain Josh Llano of Houston, who sees the water shortage, which has kept thousands of filthy soldiers from bathing for weeks, as an opportunity.
''It's simple. They want water. I have it, as long as they agree to get baptized,'' he said.
What?
A private citizen, evagelizing on his own? No! An Army chaplain!
But it is OK. He is from Texas, land of the Son, the Father and the Halliburton.
via Eschaton

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April 7, 2003

Crush'em like bugs

After all these preparations, and they go and find some pesticide

Initial tests had reportedly detected traces of sarin -- a powerful toxin that quickly affects the nervous system -- after US soldiers guarding the facility near Hindiyah, 100 kilometres (60 miles) south of Baghdad, fell ill.
Mastrianni said: "They thought it was a nerve agent. That's what it tested. But it is pesticide."

Bush of course, is against harming even a cockroach, so he will denounce Saddam for weapons of flies destruction.

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Differences

There are seven differences between this two pictures. Find them!
stormtroopers

marines

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Baghdad Airport

It doesn't seem clear the control of the USA forces over Baghdad's airport, according to this report, from a site in Russia:

During the fight Iraqis lost up to 20 tanks, 10 APC, about 200 men killed and up to 300 wounded. The American losses were up to 30 men killed, about 50 wounded, at least 4 tanks, 4 APC and 1 helicopter. But it is impossible to obtain the exact data yet. By this hour there have been more than 20 flights for evacuation of killed and wounded coalition soldiers and the command have requested ambulance aviation again.

But most troubling of all, this is the analysis that echoes the sentiment of many senior officers in the USA army:

Despite the exchange of strikes there are no reasons to expect any serious attempts to capture the city in the nearest future. By numerical strength the coalition troops that have reached the city borders do not meet even the minimal requirements for storming and heavy urban fights. Coalition forces by Baghdad number up to 18-20 thousand men and can be enforced with no more than 3-5 thousand men while the minimal force necessary to capture a city like Baghdad equals from 80 to 100 thousand soldiers.


This is via Kuro5hin

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Inert bombs

Dop you remember old comics, when a big anvil woudl fall on the hapless Coyote? RAF is going to do the same with concrete bombs, big bricks designed to hit and not explode. Just kinetic energy, not much of an explosion, I suppose.
Can this war turn more surreal?

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Battle for Bagdhad

Robert Fisk with a different view of this triunfant Battle of Baghdad

And one with a heavy price to be paid in blood and life. By the time I turned up yesterday, the more obvious and terrible detritus of battle — the corpses and the blood and vomit — had been cleared away, but the Iraqi Army and the Pentagon did their best to cloak this little killing field with lies. A thousand Iraqis killed, crowed the Pentagon. Fifty Americans killed, boasted the Iraqis, rather more modestly. Both sides admitted “casualties” and it must be for the reader to judge what these might have been.

Arab news reports it differently than CNN, of course.

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Fiendly fire

bbc attack John Simpson, travelling with American Special Forces, describes the scene after getting attacked by an USA plane.

"Well it's a bit of a disaster... I was in a convoy of eight or 10 cars in northern Iraq coming up to a place that has just recently been captured. American special forces in a truck - two trucks I think - beside them, plus a very senior figure ..."[brother of Massoud Barzani, leader of the Kurdistan Democratic Party]
And of course, the uderstatementgets clarified later
"That was one of the American special forces medics - I thought he was going to try to stop me reporting. I've counted 10 or 12 bodies around us. So there are Americans dead. It was an American plane that dropped the bomb right beside us - I saw it land about 10 feet, 12 feet away I think.

With American forces in Bagdhad this should end soon. Let's hope so.

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Gibson's parties

Just finished William Gibson's All Tomorrow's Parties, which I read at Borders, between coffee and conversation.
Must say that, after reading the last chapters I was swept into an alternate reality: Things stopped making sense, and for a while I was expecting somehow to transport myself to that interstitial space being documented by Tessa, not wanting to identify people and friends - just lost in the space provided by the story.
No I was not expecting the bridge nor the characters. Just that everyday reality seemed to acquire a different hue after the intensity of purpose of the characters, the single point of their existence being that particular instant.
Afterwards, everthing unravels, melts, and the story vanishes in the air. Superb.

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Word on the street

From Reuters, here reports on the presence of Saddam in the streets of Baghdad, urging the people to resist.

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraqi President Saddam Hussein, breaking his habit of avoiding the public gaze, was shown on Iraqi television Friday being mobbed by cheering Iraqis in a bombed area of the capital threatened by U.S. troops.
It isd not so much as to whether these reports are true, but as a whole strategy designed to deny the Americans their end-game. Like Elvis, Saddam seems destined to appear at gas stations, old casinos and former presidential palaces.
via Tora Bora

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April 5, 2003

Nothing to fear

insect dreamsReading Insect Dreams I came to the famous words of FDR's inaugural address, and was profoundly moved by the sentiment expressed in them, the absolute faith in a better country, a fairer America, an opportunity land again. I was shocked to see that what was urgent then is urgent now, that the major problems from that era continue to be current.
I was elated to read wise words on fear and terror:

This great Nation will endure as it has endured, will revive and will prosper. So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. In every dark hour of our national life a leadership of frankness and vigor has met with that understanding and support of the people themselves which is essential to victory. I am convinced that you will again give that support to leadership in these critical days.

Further on, FDR recognized and confronted the immoral quality of wealth, basically, that the country should not be run by corporations

Recognition of the falsity of material wealth as the standard of success goes hand in hand with the abandonment of the false belief that public office and high political position are to be valued only by the standards of pride of place and personal profit; and there must be an end to a conduct in banking and in business which too often has given to a sacred trust the likeness of callous and selfish wrongdoing. Small wonder that confidence languishes, for it thrives only on honesty, on honor, on the sacredness of obligations, on faithful protection, on unselfish performance; without them it cannot live.

And finally, some words on how to conduct world policy
In the field of world policy I would dedicate this Nation to the policy of the good neighbor - the neighbor who resolutely respects himself and, because he does so, respects the rights of others - the neighbor who respects his obligations and respects the sanctity of his agreements in and with a world of neighbors.

Only a truly elected president could have said this, though.
We do not distrust the future of essential democracy. The people of the United States have not failed. In their need they have registered a mandate that they want direct, vigorous action. They have asked for discipline and direction under leadership. They have made me the present instrument of their wishes. In the spirit of the gift I take it.

That is my hope, that in 2004 a new president, a new political line will rescue this country from the ethical morass in which it has been thrown by multiple interests, that it will honor its commitments, and that it will be true to its values and its origins.

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April 4, 2003

rations vs bombs

I had to check the date of this report, stating that children may confuse bomblets for drinks.

U.N. spokesman Fred Eckhard said, "Humanitarian daily rations being handed out by U.S. and U.K. forces in southern Iraq are wrapped in bright yellow plastic wrap, a color that is identical to the color of a bomblet that has been used in airdrops in the fighting. UNICEF is urging coalition forces to use rations that are wrapped in other colors besides yellow to avoid confusion."
What a stupid mistake to make! Unless, of course, that was the plan in the first place.

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Cargo Cult

Because, in these days, it is god to rememer this, from Kuro5hin:
Cargo Cult Catechism

# You choose your causality
All connections are visible Otherwise, explanations get complicated.
It works for them When somebody explains how they became successful, they're 100% accurate in their understanding and in their explanation.
It'll work for you The crux of the cargo cult! Mimic the behaviors of others as much as you can.
A thoughtful lemming gets trampled Everybody else is doing it this way, so there must be something to it. No bad idea would ever have a popular following. People are smart.

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BlogWorld



Blogtree, via Jose Luis
This post had two different purposes: The first, and obvious, was to say something about the BlogWorld thing. Great for navigatin'.
The other one was about trying a hack for MT by which you can actually send pictures using your tracback, as reported by Stavros. Didn't work, though, even though I copied the metadata description, the whole hidden comment thingie and stuff.
So, as soon as I am finished with my cargo cult approach to hacking, I may try actually reading something about PHP and XML. Keep posted.

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TGIF

And it is Friday Five:
1. How many houses/apartments have you lived in throughout your life? With my parents: Three. On my own: 15.
2. Which was your favorite and why? My apartment in Bogota. Beautiful place, excellent location, incredible view from a ninth floor. And I could walk around naked and nobody would notice.
3. Do you find moving house more exciting or stressful? Why? Do you like carrying stuff in boxes boing or entertaining? Exactly my point. Specially when you do it on a quarterly basis. Right now, I am considering classifying myself as "nomad".
4. What's more important, location or price? Both: I always lived in high price places, thanks to their incredible location. Snob, I know.
5. What features does your dream house have (pool, spa bath, big yard, etc.)? Bed. Kitchen. Library. SDL access. Forty deciduous trees.

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April 3, 2003

Bush is thinking

comic

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In perspective

A visual account of money spent on war, reconstruction and humanitarian aid to Iraq

Does this really give you the picture that they're trying to help the people of Iraq?

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Propaganda

soccer marines
Marines taste defeat on football pitch, by the BBC.
food truck
Then they proceed to tell about the inhuman conditions of life in Umm Qasr, obviously fault of Saddam.
That is why it is so refreshing to hear from David Leigh, when points out the extremes to whcih the coalition (USA and UK) have gone to stamp out the shadow of truth, using a gullible and willing media:

There is, however, a third level of falsehood beyond this relatively simple spinning which is much more worrying. It is active disinformation.
Some journalists do not seem to realise that the military are trained to use deception. Soldiers are not there to tell the media the truth. It was British "military intelligence" officers who were credited with the false disclosure early in the campaign that there was an "uprising in Basra" - dramatic news which led to a flock of headlines and a stampeding herd of leading articles.

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A propos of freedom

Neal Pollack agajin, with an article about our increasingly polarized view of the world, and the effects in what was once deemed an open society:

Is it any surprise, given our government's appalling behavior toward foreigners both diplomatically and domestically, given the hypocritical and bellicose rhetoric that poisons our minds every day, that dumb guys in Houston are getting all jingoistic about a swarthy kid disrespecting a bad country song at a rodeo, that ordinary French people are the target of scorn, or even that anti-war protesters are hurling rocks at rush-hour commuter trains in Oakland?

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Life

los dias que me quedan por vivir
This little graphic is full of points, where each one represents one more day that I may get to enjoy.
In a year, I would have taken three lines off that graphic.
Not many more are there.
My life is going away.

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Authority

Even though we are faced with tons of info every day, it is not the authority of the blogger but whether we like or not what is being said, and the way that they say it. Particularly in this medium, where we reinvent content and analyze from various sources, stickiness doesn’t come from a source from above, some mythical authority. Nor their voice has to be that of a careless young professional, unencumbered by life’s little dismissals.
Perhaps, that which makes a blog worth reading is the ability of the author to immerse us into their view of the world, in an intelligent, thoughtful way, without much consideration for authority – either as savvy or ascendancy – but for acknowledgement.
This article about the authority of the blogger as the definite reason to visit falls short of that, making it stickiness dependant only on some obscure technical reason or how the author’s life has evolved up to this moment.
Perhaps blogs have their success in the fact that they are being updated – and thus, demand time and attention. Perfect for young professionals that choose this as an avenue for expression; other people might have other forae.

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April 2, 2003

Why more marines are needed

General (r) Hoar points out the reasons why this war might not be as easy this time around, in an OpEd in the NYTimes

In 1991, the Central Command, which has responsibility for the Persian Gulf region, had seven-plus Army divisions, two Marine divisions, one French division and one British division, in addition to sizable Arab forces. All this to liberate Kuwait, a country about the size of New Jersey. Today in Iraq, there are two Army divisions plus two separate brigades, a Marine division and a United Kingdom division, to conquer a country the size of California. This disparity of forces is attributed to the advances in technology over the past 12 years. Yet despite our improved intelligence and smarter bombs, prudent planning still requires that sufficient ground forces be assigned to deal with all reasonable contingencies: poor weather; long, vulnerable supply lines; an enemy that decides to fight; an undecided, if not downright hostile, civilian populace; and the use of guerrilla tactics.

Old generals tend to do this all the time, specially when their views carry both the weight of their expertise and the responsibility of communicating that to others, but without the constrictions placed on them during their service. In other words, , they are free to dissent, to communicate and to postulate alternatives that may make more sense, that may save lives and, although nobody would acknowledge this, express the view of the commanders in the field.
Old generals are these old teachers, experienced, jaded, burdened by the memories and the wish that they could do that better, that they could save their men’s lives once more. Yet they know, like Cassandra, that they won’t be believed or listened by those in power.
This time in particular he points to many instances in which the need for a larger deployment was necessary - but, according to the tactics of squashing dissent so common in this government, that information was never acknowledged, nor the proper parties sufficiently involved, as one could infer from this OpEd. And since we are living under a need to know policy already, the way in which the battle plan was made is also a muddled fog under Washington DC confusion of policies and misquotes, and it is only reported that the idea of invading with large numbers was considered "old thinking".
Of course it is old thinking! But it is effective thinking! That is why they get to be old soldiers - they must know something, don’t they?
Perhaps they are receiving Bush’s strategy to survive in times of war - hide in Texas.

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Near Baghdad

Never so close so as to win completely, thoughm, the forces are already within 90 miles of Baghdad according to the BBC. Among many concerns, though, is the possibility of extended urban combat

The Pentagon is believed to be anxious to avoid fighting inside Baghdad, where Iraqi forces would have the advantage of local knowledge and where civilian loss of life would probably be high - damaging the US campaign for popular support.
This has been already transformed into an information war, with sites just like the apocryphal Chris Allbritton.

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It's alive!

For a while I woudl have thought that it makes sense, since life processes are, inherently, pattern generators. But of course it is tru as well of inert processes. At any rate, you can compressidetect life by how well the images of a fossil compress under Zip.

Frank Corsetti, who is with the Department of Earth Sciences at the University of Southern California (USC), and Michael Storrie-Lombardi of JPL, think they may have found a way. Their approach is simplicity itself: Create a digital image of the rock; then compress the image file. The more the file shrinks, the more likely it is that life was responsible for building the layers.

via Slashdot via Schuyler Erle

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Coffee

I must be a coffee addict: I walk past the coffee machine, and mutter to myself “musss have, my preshoussss”
I don’t even like Tolkien.

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Dream Anatomy


Jacques Gamelin
(1739-1803)
A beautiful gallery of anatomical depictions through the ages, with incredible detail and variety, at the National Library of Medicine.
via Giornale Nuovo

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Empire strikes back

Now it makes sense: Emperor George

As the Guardian reported yesterday, Washington's plan for Baghdad consists of 23 ministries - each one to be headed by an American. This is a form of foreign rule so direct we have not seen its like since the last days of the British empire. It represents a break with everything America has long believed in.

The worst thing is that, very likely, people will start identifying with the Empire.

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Civilians

And now the ugly spectre shows its face: <Civilian deaths

An Iraqi hospital official said the death toll stood at 33 civilians, with more than 300 wounded.
Unedited TV footage from Babylon hospital, which was seen by the Guardian, showed the tiny corpse of a baby wrapped up like a doll in a funeral shroud and carried out of the morgue on a pink pallet.

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War stories

British soldiers being killed by US soldiers. It is not so much about mistakes, but a general disposition regarding human life and non-combatants. The link is here

LCoH Gerrard also criticised the A-10 for shooting when there were civilians close by.
He said: "There was a boy of about 12 years old. He was no more than 20 metres away when the Yank opened up.
"He had absolutely no regard for human life. I believe he was a cowboy. There were four or five that I noticed earlier and this one had broken off and was on his own when he attacked us. He'd just gone out on a jolly."

You may want to go soon.
via Electrolite

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Information, dis-

It is not so much as censorship as discrediting the voices that have a clear and profound analysis of whatever our conflict has become, and the alternatives we have if we want to continue as a functioning society. When some people start using their public voices to advocate death for any particular group, that is when we have gone too far. Patrick Nielsen posts to that respect, saying Electrolite: Apocalypse now:

Obviously, the next time some backwoods militia moron calls for the murder of liberals, I'm entitled to advocate the killing of New York Post staff. Oh, wait. We don't need to postulate backwoods militia morons calling for the murder of folks like me. We have well-paid media stars on that beat.
And it is not about shouting matches and the very immature positioning of "you die", "no you first". The really dangerous and the very worrisome proposition, is that not only the government is interested in censorship (TIPS, anyone?) but a bunch of people would be acting as useful idiots, resorting to intimidation tactics and calling for isolation of dissenting voices. The dictatorial regime, but through a bunch of fronts that lead it the appearance of expressing the will of the people.
Imagine what would happen if, say, the government had a very strong ascendancy over corporations and the media, and thus limiting with veiled threats not only what could reach the general public, but the tone of it.

Not that it is not happening already.

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April 1, 2003

Britney Spears

fake britney's boobs
For you, nice people searching for
Britney Spears'
pictures, here are some.
Just so you don't waste this google.

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eche la leche

The PETA are always trying to draw attention to themselves, either by demosntration or by mistake

The heifer also totes a translated sign that is supposed to mean "Dump dairy" -- but some say "Eche la leche" is slang for something else.
In this case, they hit the jackpot, as now drinking milk will be as uncool as you can imagine.
And as a result, kids will stop drinking milk, and start consuming gallons of soft drinks.
This is what transforms a peaceful bovine into a raging cow.

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Woof! Guau!

I have been reviewed by The Talking Dog.

The posts are cryptic, eclectic, shall I say...poetic? The political tone is cool lefty, the blogroll is divided into "Guess Roll" and "Penguin Roll", and the categories are so broad as to be off the chart

I am so honored! Wait a minute...what does "mercurial" mean?
Woof! Guau!

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This or that - I am not serious!

This-or-That: April 1: The Jambalaya, Crawfish Pie, Filet Gumbo Edition, and these are not the usual ones!
1. The Bogey-Man or Henry Kissinger? Henry Kissinger. Frightening.
2. Whips 'n chains or soft ropes with furbound cuffs? Whips, baby!!
3. Fish sticks or Amazon.com? Amazon piranhas.
4. Whitewall tires or color TV? Nike air
5. Leather or lace? Leather
6. Abraham Lincoln or leftover turkey? Lincoln logs.
7. Movable Type or Star Trek? Movable type. Make it so.
8. Happy Happy Joy Joy or Bounce Bounce Bounce like Tigger? Bounce bounce bounce
9. The Michelin Man or the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man? Michelin - no boicott here.
10. Thought-Provoking Question of the Week: If you HAD marry one of the talking M&M's in the TV commercials, would it be the red one or the yellow one? Why? The sexy green one - she looks good in green!

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