Mercurial

I am not in the mood to answer inane questions about perfect worlds, yet I want to dispel these humors about me. So sue me if it is not Friday, but here are somethings.
1. If you had the chance to meet someone you've never met, from the past or present, who would it be? The fuckwad that gave George W H Bush (the older) the faulty condom. Oh, wait. It was Cheney, while on internship.
2. If you had to live in a different century, past or future, which would it be? I would like to live in the 21st century of our dreams, where countries lived in harmony, where basic rights were respected, where wars were a painful memory but nothing else. I find myself living in 1950, all of a sudden, and the dream is that of Philip K. Dick
3. If you had to move anywhere else on Earth, where would it be? San Francisco. Love their protests, while not effecting any change at all. Oh, you mean Planet Earth? Is there something else beyond the USA and its interests? Oh, I don't know. Some country full of natural resources, so as to elicit the curiosity of the current government, and benefit from the increased tourism brought over by thousands of young, eager, anxious and moneyed Misguided Children.
4. If you had to be a fictional character, who would it be? The compassionate, wise and respectful President Bush. Failing that, the tooth fairy.
5. If you had to live with having someone else's face as your own for the rest of your life, whose would it be?Let's see: Saddam's face would mean to be stopped at all the airports of the world, half by security people, half by fanatic devotees. Same for Bin Laden. Bush's face would mean I would never be able to go out of my house unless I had a Secret Service detachment, and forget about going top the Zoo - although I would get discounts and Exxon and the local bar. Gore would mean going home after the first round, not an option. What 'bout Clintons's face - I wouldn't have to worry anything, and enjoy quite a popularity. Dwight Eisenhower, after reading Anne's notes.