Driving
JP is driving 80 mph. We are goig to see Daredevil.
A car in front makes us slow down to 60 mph.
jp: Dude! Whats this!
me: that would be an old lady driving.
jp: she's slow!
me: she is an old lady driving ten miles above the speed limit.
Ten minutes later, and five traffic lights later, old lady passes us.
jp: there is a moral there.
me: I don't want to know.