December 1, 2026
Thinking prohibited
The Secretary of Appropriate Content has declared a War on Deceptive Thinking, and branding all of those that practice DT as enemies f the States, subject to torture and imprisonment.
We denounce the SoAC for constraining the free expression of the people of this country, and vow to continue the old tradition of free thinking and free expression that is part of our historical heritage.
Given in the New Free Republic of Macedonia, on December 1st 2026.
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May 17, 2025
Riot at Sentry Park
Matthew Smith, APS
Today, at eight am. we were witnesses to one of the latests crazy riots that are plaguing the city as of lately. A throng of protesters violently attacked the platoon of Riot Control Patrolmen that were dispatched to make sure the day's celebrations were in order. MAny of these Patrolmen were injured in the clash, and about a third of the protesters, 105 in all, were arrested.
What distinguish this confrontation from others in the last weeks is the massive use of illegal nanoarmour. The protesters, all suited up in nanoarmor, were pressing on the Patrolmen, whoi, despite their efforts, could do nothing to keep the mass of the mobilization at bay. All in all more than forty of our brave Patrolmen were injured, and the Rights Protector was pressing charges to al of the arrested subversives.
This was Matthew Smith, reporting from the Sentry Plaza, May 17 2015.
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